February 2011
133 posts
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
…the sad part? There have been days when I could practically have done this. Oooh boy. Males are interesting creatures.
“Wait for the person who pursues you, the one who will make an ordinary moment...”
– (via poeticheartache) (via smnthsbd)
when parents ask you ...
stephmiranda:
“hey , did you get home safely”
“no i died like four times”
Post a heart in my ask box. For every heart I get...
“Is there no way out of the mind?”
– Sylvia Plath (via sylvia-plath)
my mother
randomly gave me a gel pens set. I’m suddenly in the 5th grade again. What the hell?
I just had a thought: You know when you walk in a...
During a good manners and etiquette class being...
psstnotkelso:
buriefu:
debdebdebdebdebdeb:
THAT GIF
January 2011
40 posts
people are broken.
The first ex that ever cheated on me wants me to be in their wedding and calls me whenever she has a problem that needs advice. The ex that never had time for me, that I think cheated on me, and then lied to me for 9 months+ about whether or not he replaced me after we broke up keeps texting me “just to say hi” and when he sees anything that “reminds him of me.” He...
Reblog if you're not pregnant.
“Some friends don’t understand this. They don’t understand how desperate I am to...”
– Prozac Nation, Elizabeth Wurtzel (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
“What is the deal with men always wanting formally inform their sex partner of...”
– ZitaDevi on Dailybooth
“We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief...”
– Naked, David Sedaris (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
this reference may never get old
context: Valerie is a friend of mine that is slightly younger than me that will be getting married in November.
me: I am so freaked out by the chicks my age that are married
val: >>
me: and already talking about having their 2nd + child
me: let me finish
me: jesus, kanye
Hello, friend.: Every boyfriend I've ever had has... →
neverbehopeless:
jgh-2:
Fuck no. I am not slipping and falling on my ass and pretending to be into getting water in my eyes. Showers are ME time. Personal space, people. Learn it, live it, love it.
I’ve never understood it. Making out in the shower can be fun, but everything else = I’m going to slip and…
posts like this are why I love you, and why I occasionally still check tumblr....
“You know it’s love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if...”
– Julia Roberts